“May I kill him?”

Yes. Please. Kill him. Do whatever you want. Do whatever it is that makes your performance utterly FREAKING mesmerizing. I am in awe of you Rooney Mara and can’t wait to see what your resume looks like in 20 years.

From Jeff Cronenweth getting his moody lighting on to Trent Reznor and Karen O ripping through Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song”, this teaser for David Fincher’s American remake of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is right around one of the coolest things I’ve EVER seen.

Reports say this is a leaked trailer bootlegged from a U.K. theater, hence the shaky camera. But, the trailer is preceded by an MPAA logo, leading me to believe it could be part of some kind of viral marketing campaign from Sony. Perhaps it’s the work of Lisbeth Salander herself. Bwhahaha!

Okay, Rooney. Now I’m convinced. Plus, I semi take back all those mean things I said about you circa the Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Though your performance there was pretty bland, you’re not a bland actress. You ruled in The Social Network, as well as the little-seen Dare, and you deserve to usurp the stellar Noomi Rapace’s throne. I’m sure Fincher, with all his 90-something takes, will send you out on the star-studded path you deserve.