December 2009
34 posts
“No, I’m not high. I’m just way cooler than you.”
– Hannibal Buress, CH Live
God help me.
1. I just pre-ordered Avatar tickets for tomorrow morning at 11:30.
2. The video store in my building is finally liquidating all of their inventory. $2 dvd’s and $5 boxed sets, here I come.
Watch2 answers: Yes - this movie really does exist, and yes - that really is John Cusack in league with Craig Robinson, Clark Duke and Rob Corddry. Analysis: Can’t fucking wait.
WatchDare I say it, but there is a film with Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning that I am hungry - literally hungry - to see. And no, it’s not the one with the vampires and the werewolves. There isn’t much to go by here, given that it’s just the teaser, but any period piece about music (despite my slight disdain for Pirate Radio) is typically a ton of ass-kicking fun in my book.
“I’m sorry, are you being sarcastic? Canadians have a hard time recognizing...”
– Cheyenne Jackson on 30 Rock. Tina Fey scores again.
WatchSince finally getting a day job, my time spent on the internet has become considerably limited lately, but I really am working on visiting this grand place of wonder more frequently. First up, here’s a cool video of some coked-out chick smoking a lot of cigarettes in a motel room while some dude makes out with her body. And even though that chick is Lindsay Lohan, I still think this vid is...
Alex P. Keaton's mom is a lesbo?
Well, at least she now has another 15 minutes of relevancy.
http://theblemish.com/2009/12/meredith-baxter-birney-comes-out-on-the-today-show/
Adam Green is reason enough to keep my Myspace...
But, if he switches to Facebook or, better yet, Tumblr, I’m deletin’ that bitch.
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=3136694
13 years ago, I met this friend.
Friendship is a two-way road. It’s give and it’s take, both always in equal amounts. It’s putting up with another person’s shit while, at the same time, patting them on the back for even the slightest achievement. In recent weeks, with newer friends entering the fray, this has become more apparent than ever. Still, none of the meaningful conversation, bizarre talents or quirky looks-on-life I may...
