For my latest movie review, I thought it might be fun to take a poem that exists within the film and spin my own little version of it to showcase my opinion. Here we go:
“In brightest day and blackest night…
No evil shall escape my sight.
Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah…
Green Lantern was a shitty movie.”
“Just Drive” by Four Year Strong
This is where my heart is right now. I love my friends. I want to accept every great opportunity and tumultuous challenge that comes my way. I’m willing to fight for what I believe in. I love my life and I’m ready to live it.
This is the card I made for a friend’s birthday. To explain the signature, my friend doesn’t know names of actors or actresses. The only thing he knows about Alison Brie is that she is brunette and has breasts. Hence… Brown Boobs.
I wonder if there really was a darker subtext to Rugrats that I just wasn’t able to see as a youngster. Either way, this is the most gloriously demented video I’ve seen in a while and I couldn’t love it more. Such a cool cast and an amazing eye for detail.
If it were advertising a real, feature-length film, I’d be there… a few times over. *notices awkward stares from surrounding peers* Hey, shut up!
Now I’m depressed! Not really, but I am called to re-examine my priorities when it’s taken into account that Emily Hagins, the writer/director of the above horror comedy, is only 17 years old. Not only that - this girl emerged onto the scene when she was 12 and became a starlet of the film festival circuit at 14 when the 2009 documentary Zombie Girl chronicled her rise to fame.
Is My Sucky Teen Romance a film I’m chomping at the bit to see? Not quite. Still, the girl undoubtedly has cinematic chops and a knack for witty dialogue, so I’m anxious to see where she ends up in her career.
